When we all see ‘ole St Peter
Standing there at Heaven’s gate,
Be on time and get in line,
He may not like to wait.
You can’t get into Heaven
Without a passing grade.
And that will be dependent
On decisions you have made.
Your grade cannot be altered
Once it’s listed by your name.
Power and wealth won’t matter
Or your accolades and fame.
Were you always fair with others
Or made gains at their expense?
“It wasn’t only me you know”.
That’s a very poor defense.
When you’re safely there in Heaven
Because you got a B,
Put a good word in for me,
I’m still hoping for a C.
So, if your grade is suspect,
Better gather up your nerve.
Then ask dear ‘ole St Peter
Would you grade me on the curve?
Don White
April 2023